Showing posts with label evolution. Show all posts
Showing posts with label evolution. Show all posts

Sunday, November 18, 2007

did stone-age feminists cause the extinction of neanderthals?

Catherine Price at Salon doesn't think so...

but, recent studies cited in this Boston Globe story say otherwise...
The Neanderthal extinction some 30,000 years ago remains one of the great riddles of evolution, with rival theories blaming everything from genocide committed by "real" humans to prehistoric climate change.

But a recent study introduces another explanation: Stone Age feminism. Among Neanderthals, hunting big beasts was women's work as well as men's, so it's a safe bet that female hunters got stomped, gored, and worse with appalling frequency. And a high casualty rate among fertile women - the vital "reproductive core" of a tiny population - could well have meant demographic disaster for a species already struggling to survive among monster bears, yellow-fanged hyenas, and cunning Homo sapien newcomers.
back in the kitchen, woman!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Evolutionary theorist predicts our future: we'll split into two species

...just like in H.G. Wells "The Time Machine".

one will be attractive and tall (average between 6-7 feet). and the men will have giant penises. the women: "...will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts". these will be the elite, btw...

the other species will be "an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures".

life won't be all rosy for the elite...an over-reliance on technology will mean that they'll be child-like, and medicine will weaken our immune systems.

fascinating stuff. and, by "fascinating" i mean that i've thought this same stuff a million times before.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

which direction will evolution take us?


i was just breezing through glenn reynold's excellent instapundit.com, and i came across this link: "Lack of hand skills", by blogger wacky hermit.

i work in manufacturing (i partially build MRI machines). as this post i've linked to wonders...what's happening to our society's ability to fix things? the products we buy, even this brand new HP laptop i'm using, are ultimately disposable without even a second thought. things that used to be a major purchase are now discarded at the slightest hint of a problem.

in Michael Moore's 90's tv series, "TV Nation", one segment focused on his hilarious effort to get some CEO of one of the big three auto companies to come downstairs from his office and change the oil of one of his cars. i think what made this uncomfortably funny to most of the TV audience was that they themselves would be not at all comfortable with performing this same task, with or without the spotlight of the TV camera. this is MY theory, btw...i COULD do it, and HAVE done it before, but there is always a HUGE question in the back of my mind: "am i going to fuck this up and ruin this car?". PANIC ALWAYS sets in.

anyway...so, in the 90's we learned that we were moving to a "service economy", whatever THAT means. "manufacturing" jobs were a vestige of a bygone era, one supposes somewhere between the "robber baron" phase and the present. these "service" jobs, as far as i could perceive, were never defined. in my opinion, they were the "talking points" explanation to explain the dissappearance of manufacturing jobs due to the implementation of the NAFTA agreement in the 90's (which, in effect, caused me to change my party affiliation from Democrat to Libertarian...i mean, if you're gonna be a member of a party who doesn't look out for you, shouldn't you at least go with the one who's HONEST about it?). hmmm...service jobs...i can't seem to identify many. are they restaurant workers? yes. retail employees? yes, i think they qualify. bank tellers? more and more replaced by ATMs. telemarketers and/or company telephone help people? more and more replaced by Indians. the service jobs that remain in the US are the ones where people have to come in and deal with someone face-to-face. hardly ANY of them require skills a trained monkey couldn't perform. except, of course, if we're dealing with those who deal in capital investments...who live in a world so far removed from the "reality" which our public education (a.k.a. "government schools") prepares us for that most people shy away from it, except through generic approaches such as 401K plans. most people have NO CLUE how the price of a gallon of gasoline is determined (it's commonly accepted as fact that it's a "BIG OIL" price-fixing conspiracy, even though the actual profit margin earned by oil companies is a pittance compared to what the local, state, and federal government's tax take on the profit is...WITHOUT DOING A DAMN THING TO EARN IT).

about a month ago, my girlfriend bought a couple of rocking porch chairs from Target. the assembly was pretty easy...it took me about an hour or so to throw them both together. about a week ago, one of them started to recline backwards to the point where it was almost backbreaking. we both just stared at it, and proceeded to bitch about Target and how "everything you buy is shit nowadays". today, as i was drinking a cup of coffee and almost pulled a neck muscle falling backwards in the chair, i decided to turn the thing over and check it out. feeling the nuts, i noticed that all eight were loose. did i forget to tighten them when i assembled them? i don't know. maybe. i doubt it. was it my fault that they were loose? well, how can i blame anyone else? granted, they are pre-fab chairs with assembly instructions in multiple languages which can only be interpreted loosely, but...FUCK. i'm a goddamn COLLEGE GRADUATE and i assemble some machines which sell for A MILLION DOLLARS APIECE. these two pieces of SHIT put my girlfriend back maybe a COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS. i KNOW i tightened those fucking bolts!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

God works in mysterious ways, right?

i've been kicking this thought around for awhile...what if...God was SO AWESOME...that He decided to utilize the advances of the human race to facilitate the return of Jesus Christ?

recently in the news, James Cameron, director of "Titanic" and the Terminator movies, among others, was reportedly preparing to debunk the whole story of the resurrection of Jesus, because he reportedly was shown the tomb of Jesus' family underneath a house in Jerusalem. story here

reportedly, he and his crew were able to secure DNA from what was, in their opinion, Jesus's final resting place. bear with me now...cameron supposedly is attempting to debunk the resurrection story, by creating a documentary or something showing this burial place as his proof that Jesus never rose from the dead...

BUT...what if he decides to go all the way with this? WHAT IF he decides to CLONE the DNA he found...thereby REPRODUCING Jesus? this "Jesus" would still technically be a "virgin birth", right? and, this new version of "Jesus" would have all of the advantages of technical advances such as the internet at his disposal...just IMAGINE the converts that could be gathered through miracles posted on YouTube....hell, He could even have his own myspace page!

His spinmeisters, i mean, His new disciples, could have a FIELD DAY with all of this..."yeah, this was all in His plan...Mary Magdelene actually witnessed a HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGE He projected from the future...now He's back (really!) and he's ready to show mankind the REAL DEAL!!"

i wonder if God ever tires of having to deal with this "faith" issue...maybe that's an old-school concept (like B.C., fer sure). who sez God can't be hip to the new reality?