note to Sen. Craig:
Do everyone a favor and just RESIGN. NOW.
It's not because you're gay (if you indeed are). It's not because you were busted soliciting gay sex.
It's HOW you did it. Come on, trying to get all funky in an airport bathroom? Dude, you're a U.S. SENATOR. Look at how former Rep. Mark Foley is handling any investigation into his internet sex thingy with his former interns...NOBODY is allowed to look at his computer! That's a congressional rule! In other words, Sen. Dumbass...YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN AS NASTY AS YOU WANTED TO ON GAY CHATROOMS, and DISCREETLY met your buddies at any fancy hotel in the country. BUT NOOOOOOO...you needed the EXCITEMENT.
"So what?" you might ask. "Who's this hurting?" "It was consensual." Let's put it this way, hotshot...to THIS DAY, muslims all over the world hold to the belief that Monica Lewinsky was an Israeli agent, sent to blackmail President Bill "Horn-dog" Clinton into supporting Israel vis-a-vis the Palistineans. Whether that's true or not is not the issue... The problem is, because you're apparently incapable of keeping your doo-hickey in your watchpocket, in a public bathroom, no less--YOU'RE A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT. your indescretion(s) makes you a perfect target.
And, PLEASE don't embarrass yourself by bitching about the media. WE ALL KNOW that there's a double standard...Kennedys get off on rape charges...Rep. Barney Frank has a gay prostitution ring running out of his office...Rep. Gary Condit murders Chandra Levy and gets saved by 9/11...yeah, we know, we know. Republicans have to go. That's just the way it is. Hypocrisy is the worst sin of all. Porn pimp Larry Flynt gets to be judge and jury. Deal with it.
Do the right thing, Senator.
Respectfully,
J.R. Deluxe
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