Wednesday, August 8, 2007

OMIGOD!!! more global warming fears!!!

according to this article, we're looking at a future with MORE volcanoes, MORE tsunamis, MORE earthquakes, MORE landslides.

unfortunately for "Mr. Carbon Footprint" himself, Robert Murray, chairman of the Murray Energy Group...anyone who mines coal can't use "earthquake" as an excuse for mining disasters, because "earthquake" from now on will be a protected term to only be applied where it is most politically "advantageous".

maybe the list above should include MORE bridge collapses. hold on, i thought rosie taught us all that there is NO WAY that FIRE can melt STEEL, and NOW we're supposed to believe that a few days of 90+ degree weather will cause it to buckle and collapse?

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