Saturday, June 2, 2007

lindsay's dad sez she's hooked on "hillbilly heroin"

click post title to read all about it...from china.com! wow! what tentacles!

i don't really care about any of this (i'm lying). what a disgusting (hot) chick. i'd like to see her in jail (i'd like to watch). no...SERIOUSLY...lindsay, your father knows best. being hooked on oxy-contin can be bad for your reputation. stick with being a boozing coke-whore...that's the way we LOVE our starlets!

for more dirt on "fire-crotch" than you'll EVER want to know (her astrological dilemma, "heroes" heroine dissing her, marilyn manson's take, etc...),
TMZ.com is your best bet for one-stop shopping!

btw...isn't that a fabulous picture of ms. lohan? that jeremy piven can apparently throw one helluva party..

bonus! lindsay's DUI video

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