his political instincts are HORRIBLE, unless, as i completely suspect, he's got a totally different agenda...WHICH, btw, is exactly the same one shared by our political aristocracy, i.e. the bushes and the kennedys.
conducting OUR presidential debates, for THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in SPANISH?????
NO. i'm sorry. this is AMERICA, where we speak ENGLISH. if viewers of debates can't understand ENGLISH, they really haven't tried too hard to assimilate...and how much can they know about THE ISSUES? not much more than how to apply for government assistance, i'm SURE.
THAT DOES IT.
i'm changing my party affiliation from Libertarian to Republican, and i'm gonna take this guy on in his next election. my platform:
1-my FIRST DAY IN THE SENATE, i introduce a stand-alone bill which will fund the "GAY BOMB"
2-i'll build the border fence...every last inch. it may be penetrable, but the symbolic value is PRICELESS...remember how they used to say that the great china wall was visible from SPACE??
3-i'll put an IMMEDIATE stop to the harassment of AMERICANS at airports. from now on, we'll use SCIENCE (in the form of statistical evidence) to rigidly use the harshest forms of discrimination possible to search only the most likely "bad guys". if anyone slips through this net, we'll re-examine, without apologies--the freedoms which real americans have fought & died for must be preserved, even if security is compromised.
4-i'll introduce the Fair Tax.
5-i'll introduce a bill to legalize gay marriage. my thought is, given the fact that about 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce, let's GIVE THIS JOB TO THE PEOPLE WHO WILL DO WHAT THE HETEROSEXUALS WON'T DO.
6-i'll call for an IMMEDIATE end to the iraq war. with the introduction of the "gay bomb", we should only be left with people who are committed to the "democratic" future of iraq. let the most "passionate" win, at whatever cost. we got rid of saddam...that's been our policy since the clinton administration. as lame as their politicians seem, ...we really can't talk.
7-i'll call on the billionares of the world to buy all the nukes from the former soviet union.
8-and, last, but not least...i'll wear the same drab grey suit every day to the senate floor. i'll pick my ties off of the rack at spencer gifts. i'll gladly accept the $165K salary. i'll take no money from lobbyists. i'll find a friend and sleep on his/her floor. after one term, i'll quit, and go back to rock.
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